Beware!

Anonymous - 24/11/2011 17:07 - United States

Today, my son told me he was afraid of monsters under his bed. When I poked my head under to show him nothing was there, the family cat sprang out and clawed me in the face. Now I have a gash on my chin, and my son refuses to go anywhere near his bed. FML
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irimalovecheer98 5

Lol, I feel bad for your son

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moedee 0

next time, just add lemon juice, water, and sugar to make a "monster spray" to keep the "monsters" away. just an idea(:

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darf1023 3

Couple minuits later, you walk in with a bloody facecloth and say "There is nothing under there. Now go to sleep."

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Kalipczo 21

Tell him the cat's under there to protect the bed from monsters.

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jazzyrose26 7

Hahaha sucks for you but awe the kid must be horrified

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Cityrulezz 4

All cats deserve a bullet in their head. Docs rule.

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Count_Coolness 26

Ahh but aren't cats monsters technically? They are evil.

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fantasyworld 37

Put water in a spray bottle, say it repels monsters and spray it around his room.

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