At last!

thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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MasterShake1100 0

Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL

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genesisnirvana 11

This is how the Should have gone. 1st cop: He's your old man? OP:Yes... 1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid! 2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you. *pats OP on back* 1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.

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goofyquinn1994 5

Dude can i get his number???? I need some drugs myself.

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bingoSK 0

if theyre nice to you it means your dad bribes them lol, he must have some power in the industry

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oxxxjackyxxxo 3

i giv ur dad props for hiding his merchandice so damn good ^_^ u shud ask him for sum tips ;D

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NotAUsername 5

Cocaine's a hell of a drug.

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Jepazep 0

Wow I wonder how many times they went in total?

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hateevryone 14

wow. Time to find a new place for your dad.

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KingCeltic77 18

Only in California.

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TBelle4Ever 15

I'm surprised child services didn't move you!

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