At last!

thehumanshield - 05/08/2011 08:41 - United States

Today, my house was raided for drugs. I had to find out my father is a drug dealer. The cops then told me this wasn't their first time here, but it was the first time I was home to see it. They said it was nice to finally meet me. FML
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MasterShake1100 0

Imagine how that conversation would go. "oh hey we're just searching your house for drugs. Oh your his daughter? Oh it's nice to meet you! Yeah we come her often." FYL

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genesisnirvana 11

This is how the Should have gone. 1st cop: He's your old man? OP:Yes... 1st cop:Hey Frankie, over here!Come meet his kid! 2nd cop:Hey kid how you doing, we've been dying to meet you.Been here about 5 times never met you. *pats OP on back* 1st cop:See you soon kid.We'll be back.

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justcallmeajay 5

How is your dad still a drug dealer if he keeps getting caught??

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eastsideLVc 0

if he wasnt any good at it then why isnt he in jail? he must be good at hidin his stash if anything.

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FridayPasta 0

well atleast you'll have a career to fall back on and even a mentor to teach you

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hersheybar100 10

Dude that sucks but at least the police were polite ^.^

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sandybaybe 3

Wow.. Your dad's a douche..

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KGabehart9 0

That must have been an interesting conversation

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Cow_girl_cutie 0

Well maybe you should buy shit off your dad if he's already got it...that way you don't have to go look for it, if you're into that kinda stuff anyways.

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constantine91 0

How could you have not had the slightest clue?

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