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Chris - 13/02/2010 05:04 - United States

Today, I put my hamster in his ball, and spent about an hour cleaning his cage. When I came back, I realized he wasn't even alive. FML

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squeak - 12/09/2011 13:52 - United Kingdom

Today, I thought my hamster might be lonely, so I went to the pet shop and bought a new one to keep him company. The new hamster killed the old one. FML

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EpicFail - 04/02/2009 23:29 - United States

Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML

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deadhammy - 11/01/2013 07:09 - United States - San Diego

Today, my hamster died. It climbed out of its cage and jumped off my dresser. Looking for condolences, I told my mom who replied, "If I lived in your room, I would have done it earlier." FML

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Karlo Kračun - 09/07/2020 08:08

Today, my mom wanted to surprise me by buying me a hamster. When I got into her car, I was actually surprised and even said, "Hi" to the hamster. When we got home, the hamster was dead. FML

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traumatised - 11/10/2009 16:16 - United Kingdom

Today, my new roommate decided to put his pet hamster in the same cage as my beloved hamster. Apparently he wanted them to make hamster babies. They are both males. His hamster attacked mine and tore it to pieces. I just finished cleaning up the mess. FML

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zac545 - 19/02/2009 06:14 - United States

Today, I was looking after a hamster for a friend. My dog ate it. FML

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roze198765 - 04/08/2011 01:19 - United States

Today, my cat died in the process of eating, and choking on, my hamster. FML

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Anonymous - 19/12/2010 20:51 - United States

Today, my last remaining pet, a hamster, died. Even he thinks it's better to drown in his water dish than brave the world living with me. FML

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lovingsnow - 27/02/2010 07:37 - Singapore

Today, I got back home and my hamster was dead. I left notes two weeks ago everywhere to remind my parents to feed it while I was overseas. Apparently, my parents even didn't realize I was gone. FML

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erinbarto - 17/10/2019 20:00

Today, I listened to my mom having a conversation with my dog, asking him if he ate my hamster. My hamster isn't even dead. FML

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MQ_was_here 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:10

umm...wtf?

Tabbykat9698 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 12:21

Weird? Did he die in the ball? Its not like hamsters are limp when you pick them up. They squirm.

beer01 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:12

It's more like the hamsters FML! Today, my owner cared more about cleaning up my cage and complaining about it than my death. FML.

fylseriously 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 18:20

lmao agree with 59

rawrimapenguin 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:15

how do yooh not realize a hamster is dead? they are cold and stiff. :/ it only takes like 15 mins to clean my hamsters cage. XD

mahamii_93 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:25

and ur life is fcked cuz u had to clean his cage? arent u upset ur hamster's dead

CrayolaBomb 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:31

Sad face. I agree with rawrimapenguin. It would be cold and stiff.

inthavong17 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 19:45

hahaha omg poor hamster

mrteacup 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 20:38

how is that an fml you wouldve had to clean it either way

urclremi 2

Saturday 13 February 2010 21:10

FAIL

milf20 0

Saturday 13 February 2010 23:59

that's terrible. :( I'm sorry OP

thacrazynative 0

Sunday 14 February 2010 0:37

How can you she not deserve it. It should read I am a complete moron who can not keep a small rodent alive.

Kilomech 8

Sunday 28 February 2010 14:27

#82 - Those small rodents don't live very long at all, 2 - 3 years at the absolute most. It's rather difficult to keep them alive. :/

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