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Acting out

itsgotime - 20/03/2009 06:11 - United States

Today, I was running to my car, slipped, and slammed my head on the car door. I started driving to the hospital because it was bleeding profusely and I was dizzy, I called my mom to tell her what had happened. She said I was grounded for "goofing off" and that she was "sick of my shit". FML

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funnyguyNOT - 05/04/2009 21:39 - United States

Today, a car was waiting for me to cross the street so I thought it would be funny to slowly limp across the street. When I got to the end, I jumped as high as I could to show I was faking. Turns out I tripped and hit my head hard on the sidewalk. That car took me to the hospital. FML

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angel grace - 15/02/2018 15:00

Today, I woke up feeling ill. My mom sent me to school anyway, and grounded me for "lying" about being sick. As soon as I got to school, I began vomiting blood. FML

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Anonymous - 02/09/2024 13:00 - United States - Portland

Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML

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Ouch - 20/05/2012 04:06 - United States - Costa Mesa

Today, I tried to beat my dad to the car. I jumped over the steel cables in the parking structure and hit my head on a metal pipe, then bounced off the wires, and onto my back on the pavement. Good thing we were already at the hospital to visit my sick mother. FML

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Anonymous - 24/09/2011 04:40 - United States

Today, I received a serious concussion and several stitches to the back of my head. The attacker? My mom. FML

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katie - 27/01/2010 20:03 - France

Today, after spending a few minutes de-icing my car and leaving the heat on so it would warm up, I slipped as I was entering the car and hit my head on the door, causing it to close and lock. I'm waiting for my mom who has a spare key to come and unlock it. Class started ten minutes ago. FML

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ClumsyTeen - 13/05/2021 23:57 - United States - Staten Island

Today, I tried to sneak in at 2 a.m. after going out, since I'm 16, but I tripped over a pair of slippers and landed flat on my face. My body fell quietly, but I let out a very loud and guttural, "Oof." After about a minute, I lifted my face to see my mom standing over me. I'm now grounded for 3 days. FML

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Anonymous - 07/11/2021 11:00

Today, I illicitly borrowed my dad's car to go to the store, but crashed into my mom's car as she and dad were returning from my grandma's house. Both cars are totalled, my mom is in hospital with a broken collarbone, and I realised dads really can make steam come out their ears if they’re really mad. FML

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Anonymous - 29/04/2009 00:05 - Canada

Today, I was walking into my living room when I slipped over the carpet, bashed my head on my glass table, and was moaning in pain on the floor. My parents came running when they heard my head bang… straight to the table, to see if there were any scratches on it. FML

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Anonymous - 15/08/2013 17:39 - Spain - Mon?var

Today, I slipped and fell down the stairs, landing hard on my knee. Through my screams of agony, my mom accused me of exaggerating the pain, and said I was just being an attention seeker, before finally taking me to hospital. I was told my leg was broken. She refused to apologize. FML

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Capybara 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:10

If this is true, then you really could have endangered a lot of people. What if you had passed out and swerved into a neighbor's yard or something? Still, I agree. Your mom is a bitch.

JohnnyViola 0

Friday 20 March 2009 16:03

What a bitch.

FSHOOitsJaamie 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:25

Haha ,You shouldnt drive if that happen . You could have fainted and got into a serious car accident +Your Moms a bitch FYL

Tokyo_Roman 0

Monday 13 July 2009 1:39

im sorry to hear that, and as for the driving yourself, i understand, sometimes PEOPLE..HUMAN BEINGS, do things hastily when they panic, u went on basic human instinct and knew u have to go to the hospital fast, and trust me were im from these damn ambulances are so as hell. so i understand, and im sorry that ur mom is so mean X_x next time u hurt yourself dont try to get too panicked and call someone :]

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Saturday 7 November 2009 7:18

She's "sick of your shit"? How often does this sort of thing happen in your house? Also, tell your mom she's a bitch.

Ailishatake 0

Sunday 28 February 2010 3:20

Your Mom and Mine should go bowling

SKYFldHckyGrl13 0

Saturday 8 May 2010 4:26

Wow, what a bitchy mother you have.

MyNameIsTheBest 0

Thursday 8 July 2010 21:50

She cleans yor shit!?

musiclover087 0

Friday 1 October 2010 1:26

Your mom is an absolute bitch. FYL

Koolgirl15 0

Sunday 1 May 2011 0:18

Hah your moms a bitch... So is mine..

kei1108 13

Friday 6 May 2011 5:57

Wow... Someone had a bad day.. but hey!! I'm in Kansas too! haha.

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Monday 9 May 2011 22:03

YDI for being stupid enough to drive while bleeding from the head and feeling really dizzy. Be grateful you didn't pass out and get into a serious road accident. Especially if you called your mum while you were driving too. If I were your mum, I'd have grounded you for that rather than "goofing off".