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    Tom - 07/11/2008 12:47 - United Kingdom

    Today, I crawled into bed at 2 in the morning. At 6 am, the telephone rang, waking me up. It was a wrong number. FML
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    Fsd - 05/11/2008 07:35 - France

    Today, I'm on holiday, but my alarm clock isn't. It rang at 6 o'clock. FML
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    Noalixah - 27/10/2008 02:22 - Finland

    Today, in the early hours of the morning, a worker started drilling the road right in front of my window. He stopped 5 minutes before my alarm clock rang. FML
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    Anonymous - 25/10/2008 16:55

    Today, my refrigerator defrosted itself. FML
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    Anonymous - 13/10/2008 08:24 - Australia

    Today, I got up at 8am and didn't take a shower so I could hear the postman at the door. He never came. I stink. FML
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    RaYan - 13/10/2008 08:22

    Today, I thought it was yesterday, I went to school for nothing. FML
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    mehdi - 13/10/2008 08:20

    Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML
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    Today, I washed my face and grabbed a towel to dry it. I felt something moving down my forehead, thinking it was a drop of water. Upon looking in the mirror, I found it hadn't been a drop of water… unless the water drop had legs and was gooey. FML
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    Today, I was sitting in McDonald's. A lady came up to me and started complaining about the bad service, and asked for the manager. I told her that I didn't work there. "But you must, someone that fat has to work here!" FML
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    Today, I was tutoring kids at an elementary school. One kid messed up my hair. I said, "Why'd you do that??" He said, "I have lice, now you have lice too!" FML
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    Today, I found out that my cross-dressing father and my recently deceased mother were having a much more "open" relationship then they'd let on, when the sheriff's department finally gave me mom's phone back. FML
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    Today, I found myself locked in a bathroom for the second time in my life. This time at least I was at home. I live alone. I had to break the window on the shower door and crawl out. Now, I need to crawl in/out to shower, brush my teeth and more. FML
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    Today, I went down on my girlfriend for the first time. I thought it was all going really well, until I looked up a minute or two in, only to be greeted by a stone-cold death glare and the words, "You really are an idiot, aren't you?" FML
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