Embarrassing, Drunk and Health: You played yourself - FML

You played yourself

By anon - 25/03/2013 18:31 - United States

Today, I got so drunk that I tasered myself in the balls as a joke, fell down my friend's porch stairs and rolled out into the street. FML

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Tpracingkg 15

Monday 25 March 2013 23:06

Darwinism

theherd 4

Monday 25 March 2013 23:05

Bye children!

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perdix 29

Monday 25 March 2013 23:34

I didn't get it. Would you mind showing me that joke again? Hopefully, the voltage stopped this idiot's ability to reproduce that the oncoming bus failed to.

error404n0tf0und 21

Monday 25 March 2013 23:37

your comments are very witty.

Pandaxox 10

Saturday 4 October 2014 23:17

It's too bad he was banned... :/

Enslaved 36

Monday 25 March 2013 23:37

Too bad it wasn't filmed. People pay to see those "Jackass" movies.:P

error404n0tf0und 21

Monday 25 March 2013 23:41

where do idiots like this even get a taser

Knightchaser27 25

Tuesday 26 March 2013 6:30

The Internet

error404n0tf0und 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:02

meh.I'm going to bed

Ziggy122 15

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:06

"...And then I posted an FML hoping to get sympathy for my drunken idiocy."

MDNative 6

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:13

lucky no cars were coming at the exact same time you rolled into the street

Kk_Waylen24 21

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:20

Hahaha wow that sucks

jameen 11

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:20

Natural selection

Likian5 26

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:27

If this isn't a YDI, I don't know what is...

jetlifecaptain 1

Tuesday 26 March 2013 0:49

Most importantly, how are your balls?

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