Intimacy: Wuss

Wuss

By Username - 01/12/2010 19:04 - United States

Today, I asked my boyfriend if there's a reason why he has never gone down on me. He responded, "Your back door is too close to your front door and it creeps me out." FML

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kasparian 0

Monday 9 January 2012 5:40

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kasparian 0

Monday 9 January 2012 5:40

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djskidd 9

Wednesday 14 March 2012 0:46

Okay, so he's OCD? No biggie

sigaweeds 7

Thursday 13 March 2014 23:39

He has to man up

martin8337 35

Thursday 26 June 2014 14:37

Or, the fun house is too close to the shit house.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 1 October 2014 11:55

And if things progress to him getting a ring for you he'll have to learn with it

randybryant799 20

Saturday 12 February 2022 4:09

I hope you don't blow him.

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