Kids, Pranks, Awkward, Cops Transportation Very funny, ha ha

Very funny, ha ha

anne - - Canada

Today, my 20 year-old son thought it would be funny to unbuckle my seat belt while the cops were right beside us. FML

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dudeitsdanny 9

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:27

If he drives, report the car as stolen next time he takes it =D

Jessi_the_sexii 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:29

that's when u tell the cops he kidnaped u and ur a hostage

404wan 19

Wednesday 26 December 2018 23:57

looks like you failed at parenting.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 21 August 2022 4:03

You're driving your 20-year-old son around why? But I guess if he's immature enough to pull a stupid prank like that, he doesn't have the mental capacity to handle a car.

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Today, my corgi brought her new favorite treat into my bed: a rotting deer hoof with six inches of leg. She left it on my pillow, and the smell woke me up. She wasn't even on the bed when I woke up. FML

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Today, my best friend decided to make some life changes. He got a new job, a new car, and asked me to move out of our apartment. We're 1,500 miles away from my hometown. I only moved all the way out here to live with him in the first place because he asked me to. FML

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Today, I took my girlfriend out to a vegetarian-friendly restaurant. She ordered shrimp fettuccine, and I asked why. She slowly explained to me that vegetarians can eat shrimp, then muttered that she now knows who has the brains in our relationship. FML

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Today, I started my new job as a teacher. Worried about how I looked, I asked a coworker if I looked okay. She said, "You look fine. Just like a normal high school kid." I spent the next half hour convincing her that I was not a student, but a teacher. FML

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Today, I posted on Facebook saying I'm in a new relationship. One of my buddies said, "You're cheating on Jill?" My girlfriend saw this and went completely nuts, not giving me a chance to explain that "Jill" is just a euphemism for your hand. FML

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Today, while getting on the subway, I tripped over the gap between the train and the platform. My flip-flop caught on the edge, and fell into the gap. I had to walk home with one flip-flop. FML

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