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Unreasonable demands

By Anonymous - 12/06/2021 06:01

Today, my girlfriend was mad I have so many female contacts in my phone and demanded I delete some of them. Two thirds of them are blood relatives, the rest are coworkers, and one is a friend I’ve known since primary school, who is dying of a brain tumour. Which exactly should I delete? FML

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Saturday 12 June 2021 6:26

The girlfriend, clearly. Sounds toxic af

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The girlfriend, obviously.

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Time yp delete your girlfriend

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