Turbocharged Dog By FML Videos - 30/10/2018 18:30 So speed. Much fast. Wow. I agree, your life sucks 263 You deserved it 82 Share Tweet Share
Today, my incredibly self-conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me, and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML I agree, your life sucks 11 667 You deserved it 85 247
Today, I was having dinner with my boyfriend. We'd just got our food when my dad walks in, comes up to our table and says, "I didn't say you could leave, you're too young to be dating him", then drags me out of the restaurant. We are both 15, and it was my first date. FML I agree, your life sucks 46 887 You deserved it 14 222
Today, I went to see one of my favorite bands. When they started playing my favorite song I whipped out my video camera and sang along. As I was reviewing the video later, I realized that I couldn't even hear the band over my horrible singing. FML I agree, your life sucks 9 696 You deserved it 42 633
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML I agree, your life sucks 36 825 You deserved it 4 769
Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML I agree, your life sucks 21 149 You deserved it 74 776
Today, while on a road trip, I went to the bathroom at a gas station and locked the door. Turns out the lock was automatic and I'd actually unlocked it. My mom walked in on me, but instead of apologizing and leaving, she yelled at me in the middle of the gas station. FML I agree, your life sucks 1 651 You deserved it 196
Today, my 5-year-old got his first loose tooth, which reminded me that loose teeth give me the worst freaking heebie-jeebies. FML I agree, your life sucks 735 You deserved it 187
Today, after I tried to plan a surprise party for my friend, and a series of miscommunications and accidental reveals, it turned it into a surprise party for myself. I walked into a room filled with people shouting, "Surprise!" FML I agree, your life sucks 404 You deserved it 214
Take that poor creature out for a walk!
Ahahah I love the cat watching left and right, looks like a tennis match !