Intimacy Too little, too late

Too little, too late

nosymptoms - 10/02/2012 00:09 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three months told me he's going to get tested for STDs, because he's worried about a previous partner. I'm grateful for his thoughtfulness, but I'd be even more grateful if we hadn't already slept together several times. FML

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The rhythm of the fight
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ahhh - 03/08/2015 06:06 - United States - Northbrook

Today, my boyfriend of 2 months and I had sex for the first time last night. This afternoon he texted me saying, "I had an amazing night with you yesterday." Following that text he said, "I forgot to tell you I have an STD." FML

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Anonymous - 05/03/2013 18:57 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me that he may have an STD. When I asked who he was with before me, and where it might have come from, he listed off almost every single one of my friends. FML

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Clapped

frennyy - 04/06/2024 10:00 - United States - Miami

Today, my boyfriend dumped me because I gave him an STD I didn’t know I had. Before sleeping together, he asked me to get tested. Feeling lazy, I got some fake test results from Google Images. He called me a few weeks later, saying he has the clap. I told him he must've got it from someone else. He was a virgin. FML

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A Different Kind of Tension

Anonymous - 24/10/2019 00:01

Today, I got a text from a guy I hooked up with once before my current boyfriend. The guy told me he has chlamydia, and I should probably get tested. I had to call my boyfriend to explain what happened and tell him to get tested. I'm meeting his family this weekend at his sister's wedding. FML

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impure - 29/09/2014 16:48 - United States

Today, I found out I have an STD, courtesy of my girlfriend. Funnily enough, she was clean when we first started dating. FML

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Because of him

whytho - 19/11/2019 03:00

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I also found out I have an STD. I was clean before we dated. FML

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Wrap it up

Anonymous - 17/11/2023 16:00 - Sweden - Linköping

Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML

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Laura - 17/09/2010 00:35 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of three years decided it was finally time to have sex. After we did, he told me that he was sleeping with another girl. He wanted to have sex with me to see who was better. FML

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The situation

Anonymous - 13/09/2023 14:00 - Netherlands - Katwijk aan Zee

Today, I was talking to my situationship when he dropped the bomb that he wanted to break up, and that he'd tested positive for chlamydia. FML

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STI TMI

Anonymous - 17/05/2022 16:00 - United States - Cumberland

Today, at my physical, I found out that my ex-boyfriend who broke up with me 4 months ago was not only cheating on me, but had also manage to catch chlamydia and give it to me. I'm now dating someone else, so I had to explain that I've had chlamydia for 4 months without knowing, and he should probably get tested. FML

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Shelbyyyyyyy 4

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

Maybe thats his way of sayin he cheated

ninjuh_wingman 29

Friday 10 February 2012 8:35

You can always hope he doesnt have any. If he does, better hope its not herpes.

Nicostream 16

Friday 10 February 2012 20:42

Y u no use condom if you're not sure whether partner is clean or not? YDI.

charlieinfinite 1

Friday 10 February 2012 21:12

Yeah... this is why you should ALWAYS get tested together BEFORE you start sleeping with a new partner. It's just smart. Next time, go get tested together and ask for the full board of tests. Better safe than sorry.

hobo09 3

Friday 10 February 2012 21:16

CONDOMS!!!

Sammylovee1 6

Friday 10 February 2012 21:37

Just to let you know and not be mean, there called STI's not STD's.

francieev 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 20:04

Just to let YOU know, there are STD's, sexually transmitted diseases.

bubo_fml 10

Friday 10 February 2012 21:53

It's very important to explore 'outer play' before 'inner play' while you wait for said test results. Until then, if you need practice, my # is 555-****...

laurenlynn99 0

Friday 10 February 2012 23:06

You've been dating for three months and already have had sex? Wow. Ur easy.

UrAverageBrat 10

Friday 10 February 2012 23:24

In all fairness, you two should've discussed getting tested before hand

loganmorganml1 0

Saturday 11 February 2012 0:32

Wooow only been three months and you already slept with them seven times?

megatherium 4

Saturday 11 February 2012 1:12

Several does not mean seven.

cocktailpeanut 3

Saturday 11 February 2012 4:10

If you would have made him wrap it up, you would have to be worried about this, now would you? You're not easy for sleeping with him in the 3 months... that's pretty common this day and age. However, you really should let this be a lesson to make your partner wear a condom until you have been tested and are in a monogamous relationship. Don't be stupid next time.