Health: Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next... - FML

By NoPainNoGain - 05/06/2009 05:03 - United States

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 477

You deserved it 122

Summer vacations: Sun and blunders
From beaches to campsites, embark on a journey filled with laughter under the sun... and a few sunburns! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Top comments

patrickkfuckk 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:11

way to think on your feet.

Frolly_fml 0

Friday 5 June 2009 12:16

Well that's one way to meet girls.

Comments

thatguy007 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:02

sounds like a cheesy moment where two people meet and fall in love..

youaresofucked 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:03

you were INDESICIVE about helping her. You're a ******* asshole.

amy_shmamy 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:07

and then the next guy... and then the next guy...

fyourlifehaha 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:10

#5 I like how you threw "yet" in there, haha this fml is hilarious to imagine

Phlecks 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:10

I would've paid to see this

skittle68 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:14

LOL fail

nicolee_24 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:16

You defff. made her feel better:)

YallNoobs 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:36

was she cute? if she was then this isn't an FML

SumGayGai 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:40

Was her last name Tyson?

ohhsnapp 0

Friday 5 June 2009 20:45

hahahahhahahh. woww that just made my day. lmao. i woulda loved to have seen thatttt, next time u go to the gym, bring a video recorder then post it on youtubee. hahahhahah. wowww.

11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20

FML on Facebook

Keywords

Painful Health Relatable Cars Annoying Transportation Miscellaneous Mysterious Geek Food Theater Embarrassing Acting Healthy Lifestyle Scary Awkward Dentist Vacation Anxiety Mental health Family Airport Parents Kids My ex AITA Money Break-ups Love Weird

The Top

The Top

Today, I went camping and shared a tent with this girl I have been sleeping with here and there for a year. To impress her, I popped a certain male enhancement supplement. Thirty minutes later I found out she was on her period. What a long night. FML

I agree, your life sucks 13 771

You deserved it 46 232

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. Groggy and disoriented, I bumped into several pieces of furniture and made a lot of noise. My dad woke up, mistook me for a burglar, and knocked me out with his fist. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 846

You deserved it 4 728

Today, me and my friend decided to spy on my crush. He lives across the street, so we climbed on the roof of my house and watched him with binoculars. He was working out, and after 5 minutes he started writing something. He put a piece of paper against the window and it said, 'Stop watching me.' FML

I agree, your life sucks 18 326

You deserved it 149 433

Today, I asked my son to show his grandma how to do some basic stuff on the computer. He said no way, he knows how long it takes old people to grasp computers. I jokingly threatened to ground him for 6 months unless he did it. He took the 6 months without hesitating. FML

I agree, your life sucks 391

You deserved it 1 231

Today, my mother's blatant favouritism of my little brother hit an all time high when she got him his dream car for his 18th birthday, to the tune of £7000. Do you know what she got me for my 18th last year? £10 in a card and a bottle of cheap wine that she ended up drinking herself. FML

I agree, your life sucks 857

You deserved it 89

Today, my mom got angry that I won't give her the funds necessary to send my little brother to military school. She wants to send him because he caught her cheating on our dad and punched her in the face. FML

I agree, your life sucks 538

You deserved it 62