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By moodie - 05/05/2018 03:05 - United States - Nashville

Today, while checking and cleaning out my email inbox I found an email, over a year old, offering me my dream job at a dream location in Florida. If I saw that email, in time, my life would not have been the mess it is today. FML

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Monday 7 May 2018 22:45

oh that's a hard one! in truth you don't know how your life might have turned out had you gone. There are many different choices in life. I don't think you missed your one shot at something. I think they're are always opportunities out there and of you miss one, you don't know what might have happened, might have ended up worse, but I think there are other opportunities too.

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interesting33 36

Monday 7 May 2018 22:45

oh that's a hard one! in truth you don't know how your life might have turned out had you gone. There are many different choices in life. I don't think you missed your one shot at something. I think they're are always opportunities out there and of you miss one, you don't know what might have happened, might have ended up worse, but I think there are other opportunities too.

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