Miscellaneous: Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group... - FML

By Tourist - 26/03/2009 07:19 - United States

Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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lovely_189 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

damn, you're an asshole love you long time! XD

iamphlybry 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 16:54

congratulations, you're stupid.

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havocnyc 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:03

you imbecile you deserved to be called an asshole. how would you feel if that happened to you?

eastmanwolf 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:04

******* tourists.

dammn 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:05

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO . idiot ;)

rachel13_fml 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:05

You're a screw up.

DiSab 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:16

That was full of fail.

bfly32 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:17

HAHA what a kick in the balls..

NoThankYouu 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:18

Haaha you loser :D

i_am_tiff_21 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:19

You deserved that one, douchebag.

Nakedsquirrel 5

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:25

Hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha! I hope other people were there to see it!

Failercoptor 0

Thursday 26 March 2009 18:27

YOU FAIL. ****, you were in california, and you assumed a group of asians were tourists, ******* fail.

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