Today, the first day of my new job, the zip of my pants broke.... - FML

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By "Muhammad Huzaifa Aleem" - 12/04/2018 05:41

Today, the first day of my new job, the zip of my pants broke. I then had to take an introductory tour of the office where almost everybody kept staring at my crotch. FML

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LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Saturday 14 April 2018 18:40

You should have just said everytime you noticed someone staring " Yea I know, the zipper broke". They would just turn red from being caught staring. This way the embarrassment moves from you to them.

interesting33 36

Saturday 14 April 2018 3:05

ouch! I did that the other day. luckily I was wearing s long shirt. I used paper clips to keep my trousers together. I work at a school.

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interesting33 36

Saturday 14 April 2018 3:05

ouch! I did that the other day. luckily I was wearing s long shirt. I used paper clips to keep my trousers together. I work at a school.

LAUGHINGKOMODO 25

Saturday 14 April 2018 18:40

You should have just said everytime you noticed someone staring " Yea I know, the zipper broke". They would just turn red from being caught staring. This way the embarrassment moves from you to them.

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