Intimacy: Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to... - FML

By LadySteph12 - 29/10/2009 00:53 - Canada

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Today, the guy I was seeing put candles all over his room to make things romantic. As we were getting it on, a plastic bag caught fire next to the bed. He had the brilliant idea to wave it around to put it out. Burning pieces of plastic landed on my arm. FML

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By CandlesSuck - 02/11/2009 03:44 - Canada

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WhySoSrs 0

Thursday 29 October 2009 10:55

That made me laugh. Oh, well. It's the thought that counts, right? :D

Bloodknight 22

Thursday 29 October 2009 11:32

Haha wow, he really can turn on the charm can't he, bwahaha!

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smackyou 0

Wednesday 23 June 2010 11:22

hot sex

Justforlolz 14

Thursday 8 July 2010 5:46

Your dating a moron. Oh well, at least the sex is really hot. Or that you are really hot. :-P

nikkirl5 1

Tuesday 7 September 2010 12:41

I had a similar incident with my boyfriend only this was a garbage bag onfire that I blew out onto his face

SupKev 0

Friday 19 November 2010 10:41

Ydi for not moving out the way!

mike307 11

Tuesday 14 May 2013 6:54

That's more of his fml. He tried and he hurt you.

gingerface81 16

Friday 7 March 2014 5:31

Sounds pretty hot to me ;D

Door_Productions 19

Monday 21 April 2014 7:26

So you just stood and watched the fire? Good job!

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