Love: Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for... - FML

By Anonymous - 11/11/2010 08:40 - France

Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML

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Nadinek98 0

Thursday 11 November 2010 16:29

well played hubby

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Thursday 11 November 2010 16:33

looks like it's time to can him...

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blondie147 10

Tuesday 28 January 2014 20:10

this made me sad :(

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Monday 1 September 2014 20:33

I'm sorry, no one deserves to be cheated on.

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