Transportation: Today, not thinking and being pissed off, I threw my phone in...

By sheldon103 - 16/05/2015 17:18 - United States - Dayton

Today, not thinking and being pissed off, I threw my phone in the car, making a decent sized crack in the windshield. FML

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sheldon103 4

Monday 18 May 2015 2:21

I actually didn't throw it that hard, it bounced off the dash

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_kyleG_ 34

Sunday 17 May 2015 16:19

Sounds like it was an iThrown

A07 48

Sunday 17 May 2015 16:19

I don't think I'd ever be pissed off enough to throw my phone, mind following up OP?

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mwali02 32

Thursday 21 May 2015 5:26

Fail.

feytensn 25

Tuesday 26 May 2015 1:27

Airplane modus?

willliamfriend 18

Monday 1 June 2015 6:11

I threw my phone last Wednesday out o anger on carpet and not the screen is shattered.

Perry85 42

Saturday 29 August 2015 20:50

I have not one but TWO cracks in my windshield from phones. One was done by myself the other was my girlfriend. I feel your pain OP.

MBrabs1996 22

Thursday 14 April 2016 5:35

Lol similar thing happened to my coworker. He got mad and he threw his keys at his windshield and cracked it

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