Miscellaneous: Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were... - FML

By heallven - 31/01/2013 12:26 - France - Ostricourt

Today, my loyalty and regularity at my local pizza place were noticed. The delivery guy, when bringing yet another order, asked me if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles were living with me. FML

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Rosie_Posie43 12

Thursday 31 January 2013 18:42

He must've noticed Master Splinter crawling around your house...

Pleonasm 35

Thursday 31 January 2013 18:44

Hey, the customer is always right. You DID need those 5 extra large pizzas with extra cheese stuffed crust and extra salami topping. You DID need midnight seconds, too. You oughta give them a pizza your mind.

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theboy13 13

Friday 1 February 2013 1:02

It would be even better if your name was one of theirs, Rafael lol

wanderingshopper 13

Friday 1 February 2013 1:03

I hope you said yes! That's awesome!

Grimnirwher9 21

Friday 1 February 2013 10:12

Should've said "I'll have to kill you now that you found out."

onorexveritas 23

Friday 1 February 2013 1:18

this is hilarious xD

Kevin2869 2

Friday 1 February 2013 3:36

feel honored lol

DAN_THA_GR8 12

Friday 1 February 2013 4:58

Haha Awsome guy

Smallmercy 14

Friday 1 February 2013 7:32

Favorite fml ever

mimititi_fml 3

Friday 1 February 2013 11:51

Vdm

Obey_StudBoii 23

Friday 1 February 2013 22:21

Lol should have said yes.,

ajkwilso 8

Friday 1 February 2013 22:28

That is badass!!!

RoxieAllen 10

Friday 1 February 2013 23:43

Sounds like the pizza guy ever to me. (:

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