Today, my legs are so hairy they were mistaken for my husbands.... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2018 22:33

Today, my legs are so hairy they were mistaken for my husbands. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 18 November 2018 1:05

If this bothers you, why not shave them? Or keep them covered up?

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Sunday 18 November 2018 1:05

If this bothers you, why not shave them? Or keep them covered up?

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