Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants....

By random1456 - 13/06/2019 18:00

Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML

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By jpmetz - 26/09/2011 04:29 - United States

Today, my credit card got blocked. Apparently, my bank thinks buying a $130 flat iron online is suspicious. FML

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By retail can shart a cock - 09/01/2016 05:25 - United States

Today, a customer's credit card was declined. His totally reasonable reaction was to threaten to put a bullet in the back of my head. FML

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Bullet = Dodged

By nikkei - 01/09/2018 22:00

Today, while paying for dinner, my card declined and my date immediately left. The waitress then ran my card again successfully. FML

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By Username - 06/04/2011 03:26

Today, I was prescribed anti-anxiety medication due to the high level of stress that I experience at my job. Unfortunately, I cannot afford the medication because I do not make enough money at said job. FML

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By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 12:49 - Canada

Today, I was shopping in an upscale store. As I was changing, I heard one of the snobby saleswomen say to mine "You shouldn't bother. She isn't going to buy anything." Determined to "show her", I purchased everything I'd tried on. It came to around $500. My credit card was declined. FML

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By clecker - 08/10/2009 10:24 - Australia

Today, I finally paid off the massive debt on my credit card. I came home only to find that almost everything I owned had been repossessed an hour before I paid the debt. FML

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By Username - 01/07/2011 21:47 - United States

Today, I was so broke that I paid for a $0.28 candy bar with my credit card. FML

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By poorcollegestudent - 30/10/2009 20:32 - Canada

Today, I went to my university bookstore and tried to use my debit card to pay, but got the "Insufficient Funds" notification. I was buying a single postage stamp, which costs 57 cents. FML

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By life_suxxx - 06/12/2009 07:43 - United States

Today, I went to the store to buy some groceries. Several hours later I realize that I can't find my wallet. After looking all over my house and then the store parking lot, I had my credit cards cancelled. On the drive home, I feel something under me. It was my wallet. FML

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Feed me!

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 08:01 - Luxembourg - Luxembourg

Today, my Visa card randomly stopped working. I have no other way of getting money or paying for anything. I was going to buy next week's food tomorrow, but I guess I'll just starve instead. FML

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Magtec 11

Friday 14 June 2019 3:01

Doctors often have free samples that you could use to get by until you can afford your medication. All you have to do is ask.

riley873 21

Thursday 13 June 2019 22:28

gonna be honest, I had a healthy chuckle at this. sorry op

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riley873 21

Thursday 13 June 2019 22:28

gonna be honest, I had a healthy chuckle at this. sorry op

Magtec 11

Friday 14 June 2019 3:01

Doctors often have free samples that you could use to get by until you can afford your medication. All you have to do is ask.

blahblabbity 19

Friday 14 June 2019 8:53

that’s depressing

MN_girl21 7

Saturday 15 June 2019 7:38

Have you been able to get them?

toxicMadame 7

Tuesday 18 June 2019 10:20

I hope you’re happy now

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Same thing different taste

Bullet = Dodged

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