thetalkingvagina - 09/06/2010 11:34 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. Suddenly, he grabbed my 'lower' lips and moved them in a talking motion, proclaiming that "the talking vagina declares war and wants to conquer the great penis." FML
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We_Li_Ve_Fr_Ee 0

Boyfriend Win, simply put.

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okieraider71 4

All that evil needs to win the day is for men of good character to do nothing. All hail the great penis.

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woopsy 0

Australians... have no life

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si3rra_fml 0

I hate FML's like this. They sound so fake. To many of them!

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xlovelessx 0

hehe I honestly think he's a keeper :)

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alexFYL 11

that's hilarious, but I'd be pissed if he didn't finish the job before saying that!

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HardCore_Sk8er 0

#135 WTF ha ha that's not even gross unless she has some nasty infection then it's gross ha ha

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Chelsee45 5

lmfao. that's histerical! xD you're boyfriends hilarious.!

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Klink_fml 3

oh come on that's funny. lol

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CommentExplainer 0

So he does ****** impressions....I wonder if he does Pac-Man. womp womp womp womp!

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corkyjazzy 0

Isn't he a ball of fun:

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