Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s funny to run up behind me. It... - FML

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By Anonymous - 13/05/2019 18:26

Today, my boyfriend thinks it’s funny to run up behind me. It scares the crap out of me and makes me feel super uncomfortable even though I know he is gonna do it and that he won’t hurt me. He thinks it’s funny. Now I’m paranoid. FML

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WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 22 May 2019 8:30

Sorry to hear that. Lots don't know when to stop and don't realise how uncomfortable it can make someone. It continues because they are amused. I'd be wary of the relationship because if he doesn't listen over something like this ignoring your complaints and that immaturity will bleed into other area of the relationship.

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WeirdUS 29

Wednesday 22 May 2019 8:30

Sorry to hear that. Lots don't know when to stop and don't realise how uncomfortable it can make someone. It continues because they are amused. I'd be wary of the relationship because if he doesn't listen over something like this ignoring your complaints and that immaturity will bleed into other area of the relationship.

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