Dogs, Accident and Love: Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to...

By Anonymous - 27/11/2011 22:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend picked me up bridal-style to carry me to our bed. As he carried me through the bedroom door, the dog ran between his legs and sent us both crashing to the ground. FML

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Monday 28 November 2011 0:13

At least he tried to be romantic! :)

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Comments

TuteSweet 13

Monday 28 November 2011 5:28

He tried?

KK3137 31

Monday 28 November 2011 7:12

Happens.. At least you have a gentle-man boyfriend :)

hateevryone 14

Monday 28 November 2011 7:27

at least yall fell together. hope yall 3en't hurt too bad

GentleGreenOhio 5

Monday 28 November 2011 7:40

Wow. You fell down. So that's an FML to you?

FrankHotpants 31

Monday 28 November 2011 9:12

Nazareth said it best, love hurts

fthku 13

Monday 28 November 2011 10:29

I wonder why people usually say "the dog" instead of ourhishermy dog. You wouldn't say "the kid ran", would you? .. I guess it only seems weird to me because you would always use myhisherour in Hebrew. Anyway, if none of you were hurt, that's pretty funny. At least I would laugh about it with my girlfriend.