Today, my boyfriend, of over 2 years, broke up with me because... - FML

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By Jody - 26/10/2018 15:06

Today, my boyfriend, of over 2 years, broke up with me because my friends told him I'm gay. I'm not, but they still try to convince me I am. FML

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sunnyray812 42

Monday 29 October 2018 6:14

If he's that convinced after dating you for over two years, then it's a good thing you are no longer in that relationship because he could be quick to believe anything somebody tells him about you. Also, you need new friends. Ones that believe they know your sexuality more than you and actually ruined your love life? I'd take them to the dumpster where they belong.

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sunnyray812 42

Monday 29 October 2018 6:14

If he's that convinced after dating you for over two years, then it's a good thing you are no longer in that relationship because he could be quick to believe anything somebody tells him about you. Also, you need new friends. Ones that believe they know your sexuality more than you and actually ruined your love life? I'd take them to the dumpster where they belong.

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