Intimacy: Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since...

By notyourmom - 11/06/2013 12:00 - United Kingdom - London

Today, my boyfriend asked if I could grow out my pubic hair since I usually wax it. He said his mom has a full bush and he always thought it looks better that way. FML

agreeclassic 93 014

vote type 1 7 812

Back to school
Is that it, have we really enjoyed the holidays? It's time to find the best back-to-school struggles. More…

Previous FML Next FML

Similar FMLs

Splitting hairs

By hairycarrie - 28/08/2020 04:49 - United States

Today, although the I’ve always kept my pubic hair neat and trimmed, my boyfriend once again complained that I don’t shave. When I told him that shaving is uncomfortable and risks ingrown hairs, he sulked and said, “But it’ll look so much better!” He needs to lay off the porn. FML

agreeclassic 2 294

vote type 1 662

Double standard

By yeshehaspornaddiction - 02/07/2013 04:37 - United Kingdom - Derby

Today, my boyfriend told me to completely shave off all of my already-groomed pubic area because, "It looks so unnatural." Ignoring the obvious lack of logic, I asked him why he keeps his totally ungroomed. Turns out "Men having hair is okay. Women aren't supposed to, though." FML

agreeclassic 57 149

vote type 1 13 448

By sasquatch - 08/09/2012 04:03 - United States - Katonah

Today, my boyfriend requested that I shave my lips so I spent an hour in the shower carefully removing every trace of pubic hair. Turns out he wanted me to shave my moustache, not my carpet. FML

agreeclassic 16 792

vote type 1 33 699

By turnedoff - 18/06/2012 01:00 - United States

Today, I kindly asked my boyfriend to shave his pubic hair to make oral sex more enjoyable for me. He declined, saying, "Think of it as flossing your teeth. I'm doing you a much needed favor." FML

agreeclassic 34 706

vote type 1 5 881

What's up?

By madib33 - 11/01/2014 05:49 - United States

Today, after much debate, I let my mom wax my eyebrows. Now I get to look super surprised until they grow back. FML

agreeclassic 41 484

vote type 1 9 984

By mustache girl - 27/05/2013 23:10 - Canada - Magog

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

agreeclassic 51 126

vote type 1 6 068

By marisa - 05/01/2013 00:31 - Ireland - Carlow

Today, I had to beg my husband not to shave his pubic hair into a handlebar moustache. FML

agreeclassic 24 264

vote type 1 4 326

Pubes of steel

By bushburn - 01/06/2020 02:00

Today, I had to finally give my boyfriend an ultimatum. Either he at least trims his giant mass of unruly pubes or no more sex. I feel I have no choice since his huge bush has left friction burns on my face and down below. He doesn’t see the problem. FML

agreeclassic 2 093

vote type 1 283

By hairless - 30/07/2010 06:45 - Australia

Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML

agreeclassic 44 477

vote type 1 10 136

What should I do?

By Anonymous - 08/12/2019 20:00

agreeclassic 4 370

vote type 1 597

TKay916 15

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:25

Wait... What?

JoshuahColins 19

Tuesday 11 June 2013 16:25

I sense a problem here...

Comments

danigirl074 6

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:11

That's when you wonder how he knows that...

beachbum561fla 14

Thursday 13 June 2013 7:50

Cue weird **** music

iamthunder 4

Thursday 13 June 2013 17:27

KILL HIM, DO NOT LET THAT INCEST LOVER BREED!

drizzy11 18

Thursday 13 June 2013 22:16

What the ****

Bilover96 5

Thursday 13 June 2013 23:31

Time for a new boyfriend because obviously your current one has a thing for his mommy

thisguy9643 6

Friday 14 June 2013 2:14

That's pretty creepy...

ragdoll316 9

Friday 14 June 2013 4:31

Anyone considered the fact that he might be completely and totally ******* with her? Lol

SphinxJinx 0

Friday 14 June 2013 20:17

Why couldn't he have said he prefers it grown and not add the part about his mum. That's just wrong!

jennycoral 12

Friday 14 June 2013 21:49

EW.

esmellerenas 3

Friday 14 June 2013 23:12

wait.....what? how does he.... what?

VDM sur Facebook

Keywords

Miscellaneous Stalker My ex Coworkers Love Internet Relatable AITA Awkward Pokémon Work Parenting Kids Annoying Shopping Underwear Jealousy Parents Thief Sex Intimacy Suspicious Family NSFW Birthday Gifts I need your advice Accident Abuse Moving home

Top

Who's your fave this week! Check out these fine specimens.

agreeclassic 480

vote type 1 162

Today, I farted in a public pool and watched in horror as bubbles of death gas floated up beside my son who started calling me the fart monster in front of everyone. FML

agreeclassic 11 777

vote type 1 4 287

Today, I gave my boss a ride home from work. I had my phone on hands-free mode, so all calls would come through on speaker. I got a call from the new job I was applying at, with my boss listening to each word. FML

agreeclassic 19 371

vote type 1 6 647

Today, I was out shopping with my mom. While we were walking, a guy in a car honked at me. I'm not used to compliments, so I was pretty flattered and flashed him a smile. He looked back at me, confused, then shook his head and pointed at my mom. FML

agreeclassic 46 578

vote type 1 6 018

Today, my dad grounded me for swearing, after I read a funny comment on Youtube to my sister. The supposed swear word? "YOLO." FML

agreeclassic 40 960

vote type 1 35 615

Today, I saw a girl asking for money on the median of an entrance to a parking lot with her dog. Later, I bought a box of dog treats for her. I drove up and handed it to her. She rolled her eyes and said, "How the hell am I supposed to carry that?" I sat there in stunned disbelief with the box she refused to take. FML

agreeclassic 976

vote type 1 235