By Anonymous - 10/06/2009 13:12 - United States

Today, my adorable five and a half year old boy told me that when he grows up he's going to be my boyfriend. I thought it was kinda cute until I asked him why. "Because you need one." FML
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smchls 0

The 5 year old doesn't think like we do. Our minds are perverted and know what boyfriends and girlfriends do (have sex); however, the 5 year old doesn't. All he knows is that boyfriends and girlfriends love each other... And is it that wrong that a 5 yr old loves his mom? You people need some serious ******* help.

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lovemyE8 0

This happened to a girl friend of mine, except the boy is 3 and he said "When I grow up I want to marry mommy." She said, "Oh, that's so sweet . . ." He says, "And I'll yell at you all the time just like Daddy." FHL

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electroboy_fml 0

Booyah! Cute kid

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karenmarie 0

It's just like our society, take a story like this and make it out to be perverted!!

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Dogmaw 0

That's called love, honey. He's a good son who doesn't want his mom to be alone.

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Indiana_fml 4

Ouch, that hurt. That hurt badly. But it's cute nevertheless :)

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ziqi92 0

burned by a 5 year old! wait, YOUR 5 and a half year old? ur own kid told u that u needed a bf? huh? what happened to daddy?

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theskippster 0

Thats cute but very sad.

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shutephanos 0

LOL.. your brother Rullez... That make me laugh!!! :D

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