Today marks 4/10 days in a row that I have worked without a day... - FML

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By mmdavis - 12/02/2018 02:29 - United States - Belchertown

Today marks 4/10 days in a row that I have worked without a day off. Why don't I have any days off? Because my boss is on her second trip to Florida in less than two months and I'm her only employee in her small business. FML.

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mmdavis 8

Monday 19 March 2018 23:04

Maybe someone should call your math teacher to re-explain to you how fractions work. Ten days in a row at 10 am to 9 pm plus three hours of babysitting early in the morning before that. Yup. I'm just a whiney kid.

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crims0nangel 16

Thursday 15 February 2018 3:10

4 days in a row....the horror!! Someone call the labor board OP is being worked the death!

mmdavis 8

Monday 19 March 2018 23:04

Maybe someone should call your math teacher to re-explain to you how fractions work. Ten days in a row at 10 am to 9 pm plus three hours of babysitting early in the morning before that. Yup. I'm just a whiney kid.

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