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By SaucierGirl - 17/11/2018 12:56

Today, I woke up in a puddle of cat urine at 5:15 am. My fully grown Great Dane caught the scent and pissed all over my house. My puppy is the only one that didn’t disappoint me. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 20 November 2018 15:05

Your puppy has entered his/her non-conformist phase. All teenagers go through it. Moving back to the main topic; is your cat house-trained? And did it have access to its litter box/the back yard?

SaucierGirl 20

Monday 29 July 2019 5:29

At the time we had just brought her into the home; she was a stray. We were letting her out to go to the bathroom, but we found out that she was actually just peeing in the laundry hamper.

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BurnInDemonFire 35

Tuesday 20 November 2018 15:05

Your puppy has entered his/her non-conformist phase. All teenagers go through it. Moving back to the main topic; is your cat house-trained? And did it have access to its litter box/the back yard?

SaucierGirl 20

Monday 29 July 2019 5:29

At the time we had just brought her into the home; she was a stray. We were letting her out to go to the bathroom, but we found out that she was actually just peeing in the laundry hamper.

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