Miscellaneous: Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school...

By Anonymous - 20/05/2009 15:11 - United States

Today, I went to my girlfriend's Catholic all girls high school to ask her to prom by decorating her car. As soon as I walked on campus the school went into lock down because of a "suspicious male intruder." When I saw my girlfriend, she denied knowing me. I was arrested. FML

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By promposer - 04/04/2016 18:55 - United States - Dobbs Ferry

Today, I asked a girl to prom by having 5 friends hold up signs saying "P-R-O-M-?" while I snuck up behind her. She said yes... to my friend holding the "?", who she thought was the one asking her. FML

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ombrelle 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:04

how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!

Carnivaldead 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:04

Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.

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abtface12 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:03

thats what you get for dating a catholic.

ombrelle 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:04

how can you still call her your girlfriend? She clearly doesn't care about you I mean she got you arrested!

Carnivaldead 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:04

Might want to consider getting a new girlfriend.

mikuxxhatsune 32

Friday 4 December 2015 11:42

Even better, ask out her prettier friend.

Ilovelife07 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:04

wow, i guess thats a "no" for prom then haha

Hunny_bear 0

Thursday 24 November 2011 4:18

lol how sad :(

totalnutjob 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:05

Tell her you now know how Jesus felt about Peter. (Oh, and dump her sorry ass!)

lincolnkite 6

Thursday 25 April 2013 8:30

I think he needs to try 2 more times first.

VegasMade702 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:05

Hahaha she pretended not to know you??? That's so funny......

Shadic 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:06

Your "girlfriend" isn't a girlfriend.

mrhahn530 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:06

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BlackCube2 2

Monday 28 May 2012 1:39

YESS!!!

mif_fml 27

Friday 5 July 2013 4:47

Wtf...?

mindpsyc 0

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:06

That sucks. I can't stand people who act like that.

aback 4

Wednesday 20 May 2009 20:07

Guess the dumb bitch can take herself to the prom, then.

anabanana6444 0

Friday 24 June 2011 3:48

LOL

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