Health: Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly... - FML

By WeldedShut - 03/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was with a wedding party getting manicures. I absentmindedly used a freshly-painted nail to pick my nose and ended up with two beauticians scraping indestructible bright red gel varnish out of my left nostril with acetone soaked q-tips, while everyone sat waiting in complete silence. FML

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kokomo777 17

Friday 3 March 2017 18:42

I'm just baffled you picked your nose in a public place.

Shadowvoid 33

Friday 3 March 2017 18:18

While the other girls may not be gel-ous, at least they didn't nail you with insults.

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zoelog 10

Tuesday 17 September 2019 0:53

what the hell? you pick your nose in public? that's just gross. ydi

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