Love: Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the...

By nitroman64 - 30/07/2010 23:40 - United States

Today, I was visiting my girlfriend at her house. We heard the door bell ring. She told me to jump out the window thinking it was her dad. I jumped, landed wrong, and got hurt. It turns out we were ding-dong-ditched. FML

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krissytina 6

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:36

Why would her dad need to ring the doorbell? even if it was locked he should have a key

bcoolplz 1

Saturday 31 July 2010 14:53

i dont get y the dad would ring the doorbell if he lived there.

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PincheEdgarr 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:36

smooth move(; **** I hate the stupid anti flood **** YOU

krissytina 6

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:36

Why would her dad need to ring the doorbell? even if it was locked he should have a key

DanceGirl01 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 15:25

that's what I was thinking.

chevyygirl 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:36

fherl, i know what its like having an overprotective dad :/ and ydi for not checking the door first

Unstoppable15 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:39

where'd my comment qo ? :(

PincheEdgarr 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:41

agreed with 16 D;

lovestrong 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:42

Haha! Epic Failure. Don't assume things for it makes an "ass out of u and, well in this case, your gf" >:D

Unstoppable15 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:43

yeaa!! I hate it too 14 -_-

PincheEdgarr 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:58

right? #25 :O it's dumb.

Hope_Lane1024 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 9:59

This. Is. Dumb.

jennadol95 0

Saturday 31 July 2010 10:01

Because most dads ring the doorbell JUST to spy on their kids rather than sneak up and check their room. Yall are just a tad bit paranoid.

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