Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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Irishopoly19 9

Sunday 12 January 2014 20:18

******* asshat.

deviking 10

Thursday 16 January 2014 23:12

If I was that cat I wouldn't stop at the mots ydi

JonnyBurnard 7

Thursday 23 January 2014 18:41

Lol poor guy, my doggy hates it when I do yhat

DarksideDoll 31

Saturday 1 March 2014 3:29

How is that a good way to play with a kitten? YDI.

pcgwm 13

Tuesday 11 March 2014 6:28

YDI DUMBA**! LOOOOOL

KittyChesire 12

Saturday 15 March 2014 11:41

Who the he'll tries to Dutch oven a cat?!

an3ph 20

Thursday 1 May 2014 19:48

Sounds like a reasonable response.

91hayek 31

Monday 12 May 2014 14:05

Homie what are you doing? Stop trifflin' with that cat.

hmm130 4

Tuesday 20 May 2014 10:11

lol

umerin 32

Thursday 5 June 2014 17:32

The **** did you expect?

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