Miscellaneous: Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke,...

By Anonymous - 07/06/2009 15:53 - United States

Today, I was playing around with my sister's kitten. As a joke, I put him underneath the sheets and farted. He attacked my nuts. FML

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genius_man16 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:23

BAHAHAHA You got owned by a kitten. YDI so much.

orangerocker26 0

Sunday 7 June 2009 20:24

why in the hell would you dutch oven your own cat. you deserved it.

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emmi0101 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:18

BAHAHAHAH. what a loser :P

dol567 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:19

I can't believe you ******* did that. Animal abuse much. YDI.

untorc 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:22

You deserved it sooooo much, OMFG

Sjolie 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:30

Why were your balls exposed? To your sister's kitten, while you were playing with her?

imagae 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:35

Okay, first of all... the sheets, your balls, and your sister, have no business being in the same sentence.

Fireball01 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:36

ahahahahhahahaha! karma's a bitch ehh?

Sapphy 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:36

good kitty.

angel03260 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:43

you go kitty!

elsieenchanted 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:44

YDI so much. Don't mess with cats. ;D

Lisa_Emily 0

Monday 8 June 2009 0:48

Good u weirdo

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