Intimacy: Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because...

By tacolove69 - 16/02/2010 19:20 - United States

Today, I was late to dinner with my anal-retentive parents because my boyfriend was too busy making cock puppets in the shower to get ready to go. FML

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PensiveCub 0

Tuesday 16 February 2010 23:17

ummmm what the **** are coxj puppets? and in the shower? I'm lost.

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haha, anal and **** in the same sentence... might as well write a steamy story ;)

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themanontheedge 13

Thursday 28 July 2016 18:28

being a man, I can see the appeal... see your girlfriend's parents, OR... Or, play with your penis

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