By Peanutbutter runner - 22/06/2018 07:00 - Canada - Edmonton

Today, I was instructed to make the "Staff Orientation and Training Manual" at work. It's my second day here. FML
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Easy, chapter 1: Your first day, chapter 2: Writing the Staff Orientation Manual, Chapter 3: Profit

PenguinPal3017 19

"As a part of training, employees will be sent on an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii."

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Easy, chapter 1: Your first day, chapter 2: Writing the Staff Orientation Manual, Chapter 3: Profit

That’s easy. Just write down everything you remember about Day One, and bada-boom, bada-bing, you’re done! (Pro tip: Omit the details of your bathroom break, TMI.)

PenguinPal3017 19

"As a part of training, employees will be sent on an all expenses paid trip to Hawaii."

Zekfen 17

You should buy a Boy Scout handbook and replace the front cover with one to match your company name.

This is why we shouldn't lie about our *5 years minimum experience in the field* question. never know when they will ask you to write a manual.

Manual First day: walk around the store to get familiarized Second day: write staff orientation and training manual

I'm guessing you're the new HR director now

I guess it's time for some self-directed learning.