Miscellaneous: Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face.... - FML

By Anonymous - 25/04/2009 19:24 - United States

Today, I was in the shower and had just finished washing my face. When I put the soap down I noticed a curly, black hair stuck to it. Im blond. The only other person who uses that bathroom is my uncle. I just rubbed my uncle's pubic hair all over my face. FML

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MissLizWolf 8

Wednesday 27 October 2010 2:32

That's why you use your own soap. ** There, I helped you with your grammar.(:

shanny998 3

Sunday 1 May 2011 15:16

maybe she doesnt have pubic hair... :)

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Dr_Jalepenos 0

Saturday 10 September 2011 0:58

That's y u shud get liquid soap

starburst7596 14

Saturday 24 September 2011 16:23

Yeh I was gonna say the same thing. Read a dictionary.

suxs4ulol 22

Thursday 24 November 2011 21:21

bkp

Zoey23 5

Sunday 5 February 2012 4:22

maybe you should use ur own soap? and btw, that's disgusting...

vultron 0

Tuesday 22 May 2012 7:03

It's called body wash:)

NellyFC35 19

Thursday 12 July 2012 22:47

R dawg

FireIceMadness 6

Friday 15 February 2013 23:08

Ew ew ew ew ew ew O.o!!

davidlyster 4

Wednesday 3 April 2013 15:41

Blonde.

cwl727 32

Wednesday 19 March 2014 22:11

Use a wash rag.

redneckmama 6

Sunday 21 September 2014 6:31

and this is why I use body wash only

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