Health: Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck... - FML

By fingerhut - 03/03/2012 08:27 - United States

Today, I was having a pleasant jog, that is until I was struck by the terrible feeling of an oncoming turd. Being only about 20 minutes from home, I thought I could make it back without letting the beast out. I was so wrong. The only thing I'm grateful for is that I was carrying the Sunday paper. FML

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ThatGuyRory 9

Saturday 3 March 2012 12:21

That's what Tabloids are for nowadays anyway.

roafteth 4

Saturday 3 March 2012 12:22

Lolol, at least it wasn't as bad as it could be, there will probably soon be another fml story from the guy whose yard you used

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MrsCunny 1

Sunday 4 March 2012 18:23

This is y u need a bladder and ass of steal

Zozo_The_Cat 9

Sunday 4 March 2012 23:45

It's times like these when a nice leafy bush comes in handy. Or did you do that and then use the newspaper to "clean up"?

atomicmrpelly 2

Monday 5 March 2012 20:14

Seek medical attention at once sir, this is not normal.

Dilwann 27

Wednesday 13 March 2013 20:50

Ever tried running when you feel a poo coming up? I bet you didn't. I tried it, and running makes it so much worse.

Joey_Bellows 1

Thursday 8 March 2012 13:42

You carry a newspaper while you run?

chavez13 5

Thursday 15 March 2012 8:22

At least a Sunday paper, a little dignity there

Testing1234 25

Wednesday 3 July 2013 5:14

And that people ....... Is how classy us men are.

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