Transportation: Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend... - FML

By nwalsh2009 - 18/12/2009 04:29 - United States

Today, I was changing the oil on my car. I decided to pretend I was delivering a baby as I was removing the oil filter. I got really into it and was screaming things like "I see the head," and when I removed it, I said "Oh, it's a boy!" As I reach for my rag to clean it, I saw my neighbor's boots. FML

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nwalsh2009 0

Friday 15 January 2010 1:46

I would love to deliver your filter sendthesparr. Each oil change is a little miracle in itself.

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helennaa 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:35

Haha, you totally deserved it! While it's funny, it's not too bad. A little embarrassment never hurt anyone.

liveBabylon 0

Friday 18 December 2009 9:51

We'll I can see you are a stoner :)

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shaaayyee 0

Saturday 11 December 2010 21:51

......your a freak.

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...The **** is wrong with you.

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Saturday 5 February 2011 7:15

didn't really get it...

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Monday 20 June 2011 23:43

You're an odd one.

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will you be my neighbor? lolololol

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Monday 5 September 2011 4:19

awkwaaaaaard :(

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Monday 5 September 2011 20:33

Please don't call me stupid. I just don't get it. What does it mean? Please don't call me stupid or comment saying I'm dumb I'm just confused by it. Please explain.

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Sunday 4 December 2011 6:09

Ummm da ****?

sjhill 32

Tuesday 13 December 2011 17:55

hahahaaha! lmao! well done!

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