Miscellaneous: Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car...

By Anonymous - 15/04/2009 01:16 - United States

Today, I was carrying some luggage downstairs to put in my car to head back to college. My brother told me my shoes were untied. He said he would tie them for me as I was carrying luggage. I fell down the stairs because he thought it would be funny to tie them together. FML

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fylives 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:19

He just wanted you to get down faster. :D

piderman13 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 10:17

brothers are funny (;

Comments

JustBeatIt 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:04

HHAHAHAHHA! I can't stop laughing!

thorvath 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:07

dude...were you standing still holding something letting your brother tie your shoes? i can't even imagine the thought process of letting someone tie my shoes.

luxornv 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:11

Your brother is a dick, but honestly, you didn't see that coming?

kellster 2

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:13

Kill him.

B00_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:26

What an asshole. I'd beat him senseless for that.

Meow34 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:27

That is funny.

blackdude_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:11

I agree with your brother, that was funny

saba_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:24

lol hahahahhahaha lollllllll sorry that mustve hurt...but....LOLHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAa

SurpriseButtseks 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:25

I hope you kicked him in the face when you got up. Little shit.

takran 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 19:41

Tell him to stand still, there's something on his nose. Then punch him in the nose (not too hard). Just say you thought it'd be funny. But really, you trusted him to do that? Come on.