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By Great. - 18/05/2012 15:05 - United States - Billings

Today, I told my boyfriend I loved him. He responded by fist pumping. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/01/2013 20:12 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, I spontaneously poured my heart out for my boyfriend, telling him how much I love and adore him. He answered by leaning in close, saying, "Jolly good" in an affected accent, and burping loud and clear in my ear. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2009 11:05 - Australia

Today, my boyfriend of over a year finally told me he loved me. This revelation was quickly followed by "at least, I think this is how people feel when they say that." FML

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By neuroticallyours - 12/11/2009 07:11 - United States

Today, I told my boyfriend how happy I was with him. He responded by pulling down his pants and slapping his ass. I have no idea what that was supposed to mean. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2018 but it's good stuff

Today, I told my boyfriend that I loved him. Being dumped wasn't the reaction I was expecting. FML

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

She loves me? This calls for FIST PUMPING! AWW YEAH!

garebear13 4

Friday 18 May 2012 18:58

At least you got a positive reaction!

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The_9th_Doctor 18

Wednesday 28 August 2013 6:30

get out now

Zombie_Sea_Otter 9

Friday 6 September 2013 17:57

At least he didn't unzip his fly instead.

cptobvious115 3

Monday 11 November 2013 23:51

Im glad you're into the mature type.

musicheadwes 4

Friday 7 February 2014 16:42

Uhhhh that's a good thing!

NEkoiNU 18

Thursday 2 October 2014 19:43

Awww that's cute..! ~

zykrithium 22

Monday 23 February 2015 18:44

If your boyfriend responds to any news that is personal by fist pumping... he might be a guido

Johnatron 18

Wednesday 27 May 2015 3:51

I'm sorry but, QUIT YER BITCHIN

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