Miscellaneous: Today, I started the day at my local Starbucks. I was greeted... - FML

By cpatch - 09/11/2009 23:22 - United States

Today, I started the day at my local Starbucks. I was greeted with smiles from everyone I made eye contact with and left the store feeling really good about myself. I got home and checked myself out in the mirror, only to realize I had cut myself shaving and my neck was covered in dried blood. FML

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cpatch 0

Wednesday 11 November 2009 0:49

I put something on it to make it stop bleeding right after I shaved but it must have opened up again before I left the house. And no, I don't work at Starbucks...I stopped by to pick up breakfast and then came back home.

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perdix 29

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:01

You must live among vampires who thought you looked delicious.

energyphuck 0

Tuesday 10 November 2009 2:01

and people SMILED at you?

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Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:02

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Tuesday 30 July 2013 20:50

Always a great first impression

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Thursday 26 March 2015 7:13

They were scared you'd kill them if they didn't smile

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