Today, I spent several hundred dollars having our pipes and septic...

By pipers - 02/05/2019 10:00 - United States - Northfield

Today, I spent several hundred dollars having our pipes and septic system fixed. Tonight, I watched my husband pour about a half-liter of bacon grease into the sink. Better keep the septic guy on speed dial. FML

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 20 November 2018 15:15

While you're at it, calmly explain to your husband what he's doing wrong. If he tries to disagree with you, the frying pan used to cook the bacon can also be used to help get your point across, by bashing him in the head with it until he sees sense. Or stars.

krray 7

Thursday 2 May 2019 19:06

As you apparently already know grease is a septic system KILLER. Try and get the septic system people on the phone -- and have THEM explain this to your husband.

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BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 20 November 2018 15:15

BurnInDemonFire 33

Thursday 2 May 2019 18:23

I thought this one looked familiar. How has it taken six months to be posted to the main site?

RichardPencil 30

Thursday 2 May 2019 16:53

Hopefully, you can pay the septic guy in bacon, because...mmmm, bacon!

krray 7

Thursday 2 May 2019 19:06

As you apparently already know grease is a septic system KILLER. Try and get the septic system people on the phone -- and have THEM explain this to your husband.

toxicMadame 7

Friday 3 May 2019 0:08

That is not what you do with bacon grease you use it to flavor scrambled eggs

JasonThorn 19

Friday 3 May 2019 2:08

There's a lot of good uses for bacon grease. My brother uses it to make homemade dog treats, and in place of oil for frying.

Charlie Given 26

Friday 3 May 2019 5:22

Your husband is a moron or ignorant

Cole Manson 10

Friday 3 May 2019 8:27

How the hell do you make enough bacon to have half a liter of grease in a time span soon enough to be able to POUR it down the drain.

zuckerburg 21

Friday 3 May 2019 13:16

who the **** does your husband think he is? pouring down good bacon grease?? you can use it in your cooking for **** sakes!

Lucky O'Guin 18

Friday 3 May 2019 14:29

YDI for being married to the idiot who wastes good bacon grease. How much bacon did he cook to make that much grease anyway? Instead of watching him pour it all, why didn't you stop him when he started?