Today I'm making my family some Mexican style pasta. It has corn... - FML

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By Kitten - 21/12/2017 13:44 - United States - Port Orchard

Today I'm making my family some Mexican style pasta. It has corn and whole grain pasta and many Mexican spices.... I'm allergic and could die from basically all of it, including making it, but my whole family wants it for dinner. This includes my husband who can't kiss me after eating it. FML

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interesting33 36

Saturday 23 December 2017 3:05

OP if you could die from making it, don't make it. It isn't worth it. They need to accept that but even if they don't, please don't make it. Don't put yourself at risk

kimdaa 13

Sunday 24 December 2017 6:42

Okay... interesting 33 had a very nice comment...mine might not be. Here we go...uh, so no one else knows how to cook the dish?

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interesting33 36

Saturday 23 December 2017 3:05

OP if you could die from making it, don't make it. It isn't worth it. They need to accept that but even if they don't, please don't make it. Don't put yourself at risk

kimdaa 13

Sunday 24 December 2017 6:42

Okay... interesting 33 had a very nice comment...mine might not be. Here we go...uh, so no one else knows how to cook the dish?

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