Health: Today, I injured myself in the geekiest way possible; I managed...

Its a lot more pleasant to imagine this with a Women. But to answer the question I would assume it's an overweight individual. Otherwise you would have to try hard to actually get the laptop to "snap in place"

sysalis 18

Monday 8 October 2012 15:28

That's gotta suck, lol. Had to of been cold.

ShyNerdyNymph 4

Thursday 11 October 2012 18:38

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