Miscellaneous: Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to...

By oxjessiiox - 11/10/2009 15:42 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to pretend to give birth in a play. I wanted to make it a realistic as possible but ended up crapping myself on stage by accident. FML

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Today, I ended up taking a massive dump after being constipated for a while. I thought I was alone, so I pretended I was giving birth to my turd, and let out all kinds of sound effects. Next thing I know, I hear a knock at the door and my mom asking, "Should I call 911?" FML

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By juliet - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - Canada

Today, my theatre teacher made me go on stage even though I had a violent stomach flu. My understudies were unreachable, and she threatened to fail me if I did not perform. Halfway through the first act, I vomited on the first row. She failed me for letting the cast down. FML

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By superman_not - 10/06/2009 15:46 - United Kingdom

Today, I had to play the role of Superman in a production on stage. They had to stuff my underwear because my 'thing' wasn't big enough. FML

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Sweny 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:17

Fyl,shit happens :P

YDIxLol 0

Sunday 11 October 2009 20:17

Ouch, that sucks... But it's a little funny. :)

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MadJessTic 29

Thursday 31 March 2016 7:33

Completely took on the role did ya?! Way to research more than was needed!

rinzlerkitty94 31

Tuesday 24 May 2016 20:09

Well, that actually happens sometimes when women are giving birth, so that's pretty realistic.

Error_342 6

Saturday 2 July 2016 21:44

If anyone asks, you wanted to make it realistic, and hat most women shit themselves when giving birth!

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