By ... - 27/01/2019 18:00
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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Well, at least there's some creature who gives a rat's ass.
Partial credit for a correct use of "literally!" The figure of speech is "crawling up my ass," and you would have been a hero to us "literally" fundamentalists had you referenced that.
bl3ur0z3
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Why is your pet rat running around free to crawl up your ass and why don't you know your pet's gender?
manb91uk
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Would referring to the rat as he/she make this any more palatable?
manb91uk
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There are so many questions... I literally can't function.... Why were you naked, in the shower, with your pet rat?!
wha-huh did it succeeed
Why in the living hell was your pet rat... er... never mind. I think I'll have a happier life if I don't know the answer to that question.
How deep did it get in?
Etherealist
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kinky.
Levicicus
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We don’t understand. You’re standing, bending over. And the rat crawled up you leg? Was it sitting on a soap shelf? How was it at ass-level?
Maybe it was on the side of the bathtub at the wall, and he bent over at the edge. And maybe the rat had no choice but to get his ass out of its face by clawing at it?
least it wasn't trying to claw its way out.
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There are so many questions... I literally can't function.... Why were you naked, in the shower, with your pet rat?!
Well, at least there's some creature who gives a rat's ass.