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By Hornygf - 06/11/2018 20:29 - United States - Cibolo

Today, I got the birth control implant so I could finally have sex with my boyfriend of a year and a half. He then informs me that we won’t be having sex this month because he is participating in no nut November. FML
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BurnInDemonFire 35

If you've lasted 18 months so far, another month won't hurt. December 1st isn't all that far away. I have to ask, though; why have you been abstinent for so long? And why did you have to get an implant before having sex? Is there some reason he won't wear a condom? Was your decision to get the implant made on a whim? If you planned it, why is he taking part in No-nut November?

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BurnInDemonFire 35

If you've lasted 18 months so far, another month won't hurt. December 1st isn't all that far away. I have to ask, though; why have you been abstinent for so long? And why did you have to get an implant before having sex? Is there some reason he won't wear a condom? Was your decision to get the implant made on a whim? If you planned it, why is he taking part in No-nut November?

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