Animals: Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep.... - FML

By Anonymous - 06/08/2009 11:11 - United States

Today, I found out my boyfriend stacks things on me while I sleep. Apparently his record is 4 pillows, a textbook, and the cat. FML

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PityFool 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:02

I'm impressed! I've not gotten that far yet.

LordJilly 0

Thursday 6 August 2009 20:03

Your boyfriend sounds awesome!

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eleutheros 3

Friday 7 August 2009 2:06

That's the single most hilarious thing I've heard today. Your boyfriend's ace!

Bumblebeeblooz 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:20

Lol, that is funny and cute!

velcroshoes 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:22

Man thats pretty funny, i wanna top that.

strike9 0

Friday 7 August 2009 2:51

That´s really cute =)

moustachemonster 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:12

Ahaha, dude, I do that to my best friend when she's sleeping :D

boatkicker 4

Friday 7 August 2009 3:24

OP, you life is not ****** by this at all, however THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS! See? It made me laugh so much that I had to thank you in all caps. I approve very much of this FML! It's one of the greatest non-fmls i've seen on FML. No wait, THE greatestest non-fml, FML

Lostemo 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:27

Not an FML but for sure a WTF lolz love it!!

desertrain 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:32

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL you should pay him back. stack yourself on top of him for a reward why don't you

g33ktr0n 0

Friday 7 August 2009 3:54

Lol! WTF??

happy_me 0

Friday 7 August 2009 4:08

AWWWWWWW i want him.

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